On my way home form work, I’m driving through the town square and I see this girl in a little black dress just running with a bag of Taco Bell.

Normally, I wouldn’t care, but she is wearing heels. And by heels, I mean 6inch stilettos. And she was booking it. My only concern was, Taco Bell is on the other side of town. Did she run the entire way?

Whoever you are, Little Black Dress, you have my utmost respect.

1. come home at 10pm

2. desire simple dinner

3. start making simple dinner

4. sit down to eat

5. look at clock

6. realize it’s 2am

7. best damn bolognese I’ve ever made

lulz-time:

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ask-the-shadow-broker:

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A video of Cerberus operative Miranda Lawson participating and achieving first place in the 2156 Universal Human Baby Beauty Pageant ®. At the time 6 years old Miss Lawson beat the competition with ease. After the show Henry Lawson only had one comment for the press: “I was certain she would win, she is my perfect little girl after all.” It was the first and only time Miranda Lawson competed in a pageant.

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Shepard is better than I am

talldarkbishoujo:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

queennubian:

lemuffinmistress:

oh my god, this *is* me.

GPOY.

Obsessive RPG gamer rules.

hahahaha oh god GPOY on every single one

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n7confessions:

“I wish Shiala and Aria were LI’s”

throwitouttheairlock:

ACK. I forgot about the Dawn of the Seeker stream today! *SOB*
But… I drew this… So I guess today wasn’t a total loss.
Varric and Miranda Lawson are officially the two most amazing genderbenders in my book.

Marlon Lawson and Varrica Tethras? 
No Antiva. Get out of here.

Let me worship you

ageon:

that-girl-with-the-boots:

ageon:

So a pal of mine brought over this game.

SPACE CHANNEL 5

And it seems like a fun game…for someone who has rhythm. Which I sadly lack.

don’t worry, with seven or eight hours worth of play time you can find yourself at the end of report…

Both. I think it is safe to assume that I will always fail miserably ot this